“You guys are ridiculous but I can’t wait to get my large, masculine hands on a copy of your cd.  Congrats, guys.  You are too freaking good.  I mean that.  You are too freaking good.  If only Justin Bieber were in your band…you might sell more cds then haha ….(oh, how I hate our “culture.”)  Keep funkin it up.  Hope to see you live again soon.  Take care.”
- Coleman (8/18/2010)

“All those are mine except yours” – RG

“I almost blasted off on the dance floor” – Cody Cox (6/18/2010)

“My friend had a monkey who would drink paint thinner if you left it out” – Hooch, out of the blue (6/18/2010)

“Old people are idiots, and they’re in a rush” – RG (5/5/2010)

“I haven’t looked at the thing since I looked at it to look at it” – RG (4/17/2010)

“Your guitar sounds like God” – Some guy in New Orleans – (4/16/2010)

“White people can’t dance, but they sure look good with titties” – The Great “Daddy” William the Third (3/13/2010)

“We’re sticking with not not being afloat” – RG (3/2/2010)

“I’m going to shower. Does anyone want to shower?” – RG (2/28/10)

“I mean, if you’ve done it with dudes, you can do it with chicks” – RS (2/20/10)

“I didn’t vote because I was trying to evade my taxes” – unnamed host (2/17/10)

After hearing our CD for the first time, a woman tells us with a sarcastic tone: “I wouldn’t listen to this alone and masturbate” (2/15/10)

“I can’t dance to this, it’s too funky” – woman in Fullerton, CA (2/11/10)

“This glass is so warm… it just makes me want to stick it in my pants.” – RG (2/10/10)