Ridiculous Quotes

“I went to the Frequency with Melisa the other night. Just wanted to let you know they left the googly eyes on both of the bathroom doors. I heard a drunk guy asking who put them there, but the bartender had no answers. He said they came out of nowhere like magic. Little do they know, magic was in the form of Achachay gluing googly eyes on stuff.”
- (12/12/2010)

“Someone lay down here next to me so I can know what it feels like – RG (11/08/2010)

” You guys are going to make me straight!” – Lesbian woman (9/11/2010)

“I’m more of a deadpan humorist now. Mixed with severe disinterest and biting sarcasm” – RG (9/6/2010)

“You make me want to break my bass” – Another bassist to Hooch (9/9/2010)

“Hooch: I don’t want a bunch of methheads to rape us, so if you know some better way to go, by all means share”
Ryan’s response: “I’ll light you on fire” (8/24/2010)

“You guys are ridiculous but I can’t wait to get my large, masculine hands on a copy of your cd.  Congrats, guys.  You are too freaking good.  I mean that.  You are too freaking good.  If only Justin Bieber were in your band…you might sell more cds then haha ….(oh, how I hate our “culture.”)  Keep funkin it up.  Hope to see you live again soon.  Take care.”
- Coleman (8/18/2010)

“All those are mine except yours” – RG

“I almost blasted off on the dance floor” – Cody Cox (6/18/2010)

“My friend had a monkey who would drink paint thinner if you left it out” – Hooch, out of the blue (6/18/2010)

“Old people are idiots, and they’re in a rush” – RG (5/5/2010)

“I haven’t looked at the thing since I looked at it to look at it” – RG (4/17/2010)

“Your guitar sounds like God” – Some guy in New Orleans – (4/16/2010)

“White people can’t dance, but they sure look good with titties” – The Great “Daddy” William the Third (3/13/2010)

“We’re sticking with not not being afloat” – RG (3/2/2010)

“I’m going to shower. Does anyone want to shower?” – RG (2/28/10)

“I mean, if you’ve done it with dudes, you can do it with chicks” – RS (2/20/10)

“I didn’t vote because I was trying to evade my taxes” – unnamed host (2/17/10)

After hearing our CD for the first time, a woman tells us with a sarcastic tone: “I wouldn’t listen to this alone and masturbate” (2/15/10)

“I can’t dance to this, it’s too funky” – woman in Fullerton, CA (2/11/10)

“This glass is so warm… it just makes me want to stick it in my pants.” – RG (2/10/10)